It's 4 am do you know where your mouse is at???

So I am now blogging about my way early pee break hahaha, I got up to pee and as I'm standing there I look around after all I have the aim and abilities to hear so I know when things have gone askew. We have a little stand in our little bathroom april keeps stuff in So I am looking at my Modern Refrigeration book in front of the door and I see this little head poking out with beady black eye's I was like what is a cat toy doing in here under that so I went to move my foot at it and it retreated under the stand! I was like sh** a live mouse in my house. I was right I wanted to go tell April that those Cats of hers, that I despise are really no good loafers and arent worth the cat food that we feed them, yet it was 3:45am and I was smarter then that. So being the great hunter I am I trapped the mouse with the afore mentioned Modern Refrigeration book thinking if he wants out he is going to have to chew through 700 pages that took me a year to read. So I climb back into bed and kick the 80lbs yellow lab off my side of the bed that he thinks is his once I get up.
And then april gets up Im like crap she is going to move the book she always picks up after me I know she is so I say honey dont move the book there is a mouse being trapped by it. She was like your kidding me. I was like nope so she gets back in bed and we have the cat conversation and she say's that one of them must have known that the mouse was in the house. So as I lay there next to her I cant stop thinking about that damn mouse, what if he gets away, how many are there?am i sure he came in through the sump pump hole? etc.... So I tell April I am not going to be able to sleep and get up said lab jumps back into his (my) side of bed and curls up to mom, amd I go get my gloves! I open the bathroom door and peek in to see if he escaped the book, no mouse so I go in I have a towel, my boxer's and my work gloves so I get the lysol and figure I will disorientate him and then scoop him up and out the door he will go right! WRONG!! That little mouse took to the gas job like it was his job I moved the stand and he bolted right away from my hand with the towel over by the toilet now I'm chasing this mouse around a tiny bathroom and he is winning so I regret to say that I am a sore loser and I picked up the seven hundred page book and flushed the mouse out and dropped the book on him. I win! So I can hear April giggling in the bedroom she was still awake and heard everything, so i walked out of the bathroom singing who you gonna call mouse busters lol . Well Im going to play scar face now on ps2